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It's everything you never knew that you wanted and nothing you always knew that you definitely didn't want! or something like that. Anyway, its mostly a load of weird stuff that either turns out to be really useful, or completely useless but provides a great talking point. Take the Chicken Handbag for example - no one actually NEEDS a Chicken Handbag. But it is unique? yes. Does your mate have one? no. Do you want to be boring and the same as everyone else. Of course not! So why not be a bit different and start a new trend. True fact - the Chicken Handbags went viral a couple of years back and they ended up with an instagram following - one person even had a tattoo done of one (don't believe us? Check it out on our blog! We think that its only a matter of time before Kate Moss discovers them, so get in there before her and be the trend setter, not the trend getter!If you aren't quite brave enough to tattoo our products onto your arm, fear not. There are many more, less permanent ways of getting a bit of weird into your life. Lasagne flavoured insects anyon (also not a joke. In fact lets just agree that anything we say from here on, isn't a joke). A giant Sperm Plush, graded shit top trumps, a nappy for your Chicken, or how about squirrel underpants? Surely there is something on here that you need????Maybe it's best if you just take a look for yourself. But let us help you out a little by suggesting some categories. If however you want more suggestions from one of our team please just send us a quick email with our gift requirements - the weirder the better - and we will get enthusiastically meet the challenge!A BIT ABOUT USWe are only small so please be kind. Despite our amazing website and plethora of unique gifts, we are actually only a small family run business. We don't have endless resources and we have zero connections to Jeff Bezos. We work hard, we try hard, we play hard and we LOVE what we do. Your parcels won't have free delivery, but we think we charge a fair price. Orders won't come wrapped in a ton of plastic in a box that is big enough to fit a small horse. And we don't spray perfume on your package (sorry!). Sometimes your items may arrive in a box from our dogs food delivery (remember - we don't joke!). We get our local community to bring us their empty boxes and packaging and re-use them to send stuff to you! It saves us money, saves the planet and saves the recycling bins overflowing. And we hope that when the packaging reaches you, you can pass it on for another use, or if you want to send it back to us, we will refund the postage and send you a discount voucher to use on your next purchase.